
We all know about the dangers of the AFS’ MB. You always have to look out for flying dung, flame throwers, and those crazy meepits. But there is one danger that is less know, less heard of, and that you should look out for. That danger is Fernando and this is his story.
Mooning to ease the tension
the song the voices in my head sing
BullfrogOk its been awhile since my last post and there is so much to catch up on so sit back because your in for a lot of fernando knowlegde and updates.
On our trip to te secret lab everything was going great. Fernando has a new plan for universal domination. He has even pared up with some neopian outcasts to gain a following there. When he was done with all his meetings with his allies and did a few experiments it was time to go home or so we thought. A strange letter showed up at the door, there was no writing on the envelope at all. The letter was on blue paper and all it said was: "They are coming. You must run. Ive been watching. You must stop. I will meet up with you one day." This was a little creepy to say the least but there are some people out there that try to scare Fernando away (tree huggers) so we thought t was just one of them. We finished packing and then it happened. Fernando and I were taken hostage. Im not sure what happened while we were hostage. They somehow made me forget everything between the time we were taken and when they threw us out the airplane. Fernando doesnt say much about that time. Whenever i ask him he just knods and goes back to his evil. After the little "skydiving" we did we found our way home. Good thing when we got there we were still paranoid because it saved our lives. The cops bugged everything and they were hiding everywhere. One thing you should know is that the cops are always out for fernando. They try to catch him every chance they get because they know Fernando is too powerful. Well I have tryed to update in code in secret places for you all to read but perhaps you all didnt get my messages. (Have you heard or saw anything unusual latly, yes it was me). Well Fernando got mad and finally went up to a cop and told him he knew what they were doing and also he told him something that im not gonna write here. After that they kinda al just went away.
Fernando is also running for president in the 2004 election. If on the ballet you see a name you dont reconize thats him. Also another PR stunt he has chosen to do. If people think he wants democracy then they will be blindsided when he takes over everything.
Fernando is currently trying to find out whatever happened to the Dominion of Evil Doers. HE would like to start it up again and is currently try to get ahold of the other 2 Evil Doers.
(will update more when i get more time still alot to update you on)