
We all know about the dangers of the AFS’ MB. You always have to look out for flying dung, flame throwers, and those crazy meepits. But there is one danger that is less know, less heard of, and that you should look out for. That danger is Fernando and this is his story.
Mooning to ease the tension
the war song in my head
You guys dont know this but I'm mooning you to ease the tension.We have found a way to destroy the robot ninja factory lines. We had the satalite beam down onto a 5 pound diamond which was hooked up to a death ray which then destroyed the factory lines. Unfortuantly it wasn't soon enough and we had to get out the big red button again. We managed to destroy most of them but there might be a few left seeing as we have been using this a lot it didnt have enough time to charge up all the way.
Yesterday Jason gave us a small fire prism cannon. We hooked up everything we could think of to it (big red button, a few death rays, 5 lbs diamond, satalite, ect...) because we only have one chance to kill the GRNs. When it was fired at first it did nothing then they started to shake and fall apart and all of a sudden they blew up. Im hopeing that will be the last of the ninjas for sometime.
Since everything here seems under extreme control (just in case it isnt we have Fernandos only minion Sexy Sammy here on watch) we are headed out to Krackaduum to help Jason. Actually we will already be there by the time you read this because we are using the space ship to fly there. Since the ninjas are building something in the forest there we believe he can use are help.
BableFish is currently off the planet there is rumors to beleive she is headed to the moon but after a talk with Fernando we know that cant be true. No one seems to know where she is and when she will come back. Fernando is already thinking of ways to torture her when she does come back.
War Score for Fernandos part-
Us- 10000+ ninjas killed
Them- 1 killed
Guild- 0 challenges taken (not doing this anymore)