While at the Lodon tower Fernando recieved another mysterious letter. JUat like the last time it appeared from nowhere. It was writen on blue paper with a blue pen like last itme but this time the message was different.

It said: "I know oyur plan. Im always with you. You cannot stop. If you stop they will get you. They can find you. I find them first. Ill see you in Russia."

The person keeps finding Fernando. We think they might be against him. No allie has ever been able to find out information that not even Fernando has told me. I fear the worst. I would hate for Fernando to have to hunt this person done (I fear for them).

 

I changed some stuff around so everything might not make sense. But we need some new change.

Fernando is loving is new plan. He is going on an international trip but this time instead of his normal ones to take over a place he is goign to act like a tourist and scout out things for later. Since Im not alowed to come on anymore of his andventures i get stuck doing his PR and election compaigning. I cant tell you where he is going next but i can tell you where he was. He went to italy and got the blueprints for the leaning tower of piza. He went to paris and got the plans of the effiel tower. Fernando loves towers but he has a plan but youll just have to wait and see what he is going to do.

JUst got a fax from Fernando got to go get a fish, 2 pounds of grass, and a stapler for the plan.

In AFS there are many queens of different items. Now 3 queens are at war to see who is the mightiest. They are:

Me, the snowball queen

Morgan (grundolover66): the cheese queen

And Laura (faerie_fairy313): the jelly queen

This was a small battle it was really just for fun though but i think i won because i had the most people join my side. All hail Amy, The Queen of Snowballs!!!!!!

Ok its been awhile since my last post and there is so much to catch up on so sit back because your in for a lot of fernando knowlegde and updates.

On our trip to te secret lab everything was going great. Fernando has a new plan for universal domination. He has even pared up with some neopian outcasts to gain a following there. When he was done with all his meetings with his allies and did a few experiments it was time to go home or so we thought. A strange letter showed up at the door, there was no writing on the envelope at all. The letter was on blue paper and all it said was: "They are coming. You must run. Ive been watching. You must stop. I will meet up with you one day." This was a little creepy to say the least but there are some people out there that try to scare Fernando away (tree huggers) so we thought t was just one of them. We finished packing and then it happened. Fernando and I were taken hostage. Im not sure what happened while we were hostage. They somehow made me forget everything between the time we were taken and when they threw us out the airplane. Fernando doesnt say much about that time. Whenever i ask him he just knods and goes back to his evil. After the little "skydiving" we did we found our way home. Good thing when we got there we were still paranoid because it saved our lives. The cops bugged everything and they were hiding everywhere. One thing you should know is that the cops are always out for fernando. They try to catch him every chance they get because they know Fernando is too powerful. Well I have tryed to update in code in secret places for you all to read but perhaps you all didnt get my messages. (Have you heard or saw anything unusual latly, yes it was me). Well Fernando got mad and finally went up to a cop and told him he knew what they were doing and also he told him something that im not gonna write here. After that they kinda al just went away.

Fernando is also running for president in the 2004 election. If on the ballet you see a name you dont reconize thats him. Also another PR stunt he has chosen to do. If people think he wants democracy then they will be blindsided when he takes over everything.

Fernando is currently trying to find out whatever happened to the Dominion of Evil Doers. HE would like to start it up again and is currently try to get ahold of the other 2 Evil Doers.

(will update more when i get more time still alot to update you on)

Ok guys now that the ninja war is almost under control Fernando has decided to go back to his own work. Fernando wont be able to help out in it anymore. He is even taking me with him. Its going to be awesome but the problem is I wont be able to update for a week. He is going to a secret lab he has set up and i would tell you where it is but i dont even know that. So on the 20th i should be able to update about everything that has happened. Fernndo is actually excited because as you know he wasnt thrilled to be in the war in the first place. Well i have to go back. Not sure what to take all Fernando told me was to brng along a fake beard.

After speaking with Jason and how Lucky has not been reachable for somedays now, I am sending out a search party. Fernando has contacted some birds he use to go to college with and they are going to head the party. Hopefully we can find her soon and not captured by the ninjas. We need more people for the search party so if you want to join it you need to become part of Fernando's army (or a minion) by going to the FQAs and becoming a minion.

Fernando and I arrived at Krackaduum last night. When we arrived there we robot ninjas everywhere. We did bring along a few of our favorite "toys" like the big red button, death rays, the laptop that controls the satalite, ect... However the ninjas did not see us bring them in because we used Fernandos favorite toy that makes them invisivle like him. And everyone knows if your invisible you cn see other invisible stuff so there is no way in losing them.

Fernando has now joined a site ring (link on the left). This is a very good PR move for him and im glad about it too since Katrin owns it (her journal link it on the left also).

We have found a way to destroy the robot ninja factory lines. We had the satalite beam down onto a 5 pound diamond which was hooked up to a death ray which then destroyed the factory lines. Unfortuantly it wasn't soon enough and we had to get out the big red button again. We managed to destroy most of them but there might be a few left seeing as we have been using this a lot it didnt have enough time to charge up all the way.

Yesterday Jason gave us a small fire prism cannon. We hooked up everything we could think of to it (big red button, a few death rays, 5 lbs diamond, satalite, ect...) because we only have one chance to kill the GRNs. When it was fired at first it did nothing then they started to shake and fall apart and all of a sudden they blew up. Im hopeing that will be the last of the ninjas for sometime.

Since everything here seems under extreme control (just in case it isnt we have Fernandos only minion Sexy Sammy here on watch) we are headed out to Krackaduum to help Jason. Actually we will already be there by the time you read this because we are using the space ship to fly there. Since the ninjas are building something in the forest there we believe he can use are help.

BableFish is currently off the planet there is  rumors to beleive she is headed to the moon but after a talk with Fernando we know that cant be true. No one seems to know where she is and when she will come back. Fernando is already thinking of ways to torture her when she does come back.

War Score for Fernandos part-

Us- 10000+ ninjas killed

Them- 1 killed

Guild- 0 challenges taken (not doing this anymore)

Big news everyone and its about BableFish. We were about to set off to rescue her when we were contacted by non other then BableFish herself. At first we hought she escaped but as the conversation continued it was nothing like that. BableFish was a spy and has been on the side of the ninjas all along. Apperently the reason the robots were able to go against Jason was because over a series of night she would sneak into their hide out and reprogram them. She is the new leader of them and the wort part is that since she was over here with us she knows too much for her own good. Luckly we didnt tell her everything. Fernando went into a depression over this because they have been secretly dating. Fernando is back to himself but i fear this can news will make or break the war. We are also counting this move as 1 person killed because to our side it is like BableFish is dead to us.

The ninjas finally made it up to our fort. Using the big red button and a death ray we put them together and destroyed all regular robot ninjas. This is good news but the robots that fused together to make bigger one are still out there. Each giant robot ninja (GRN) is made up of 10 ninjas and there are 50 of them lurking out there. But dont worry we are currently working on a way to destroy the GRNs. In all of this somehow BableFish escaped and is still alive somewhere out there. The GRNs  have found the one weak spot in our shield but luckly they are to big to get through it the only way they could get though is to unfuse themselves and we are hping they do because if so them we can just blow them up with the big red button.

Using the satalite to observe what is going on we have noticed some very bad news. Each robot army (the one here, the one at Jasons, and the one at Luckys) has a protable factory line. Although this is creating robots, since it is protable it isnt strong enough to creative powerful ninjas, but it is creating them very fast. I believe this isnt so bad because even though there are more they will me easily defeated. Fernando is already setting the satalite to blow up all the factory lines but we wont b sure if it ill work until tomorow morning. (Il make sure to post on it.)

War Score for Fernandos part-

Us- 9500 ninjas killed

Them- 1 killed

Guild- 0 challenges taken

As you know there are ten thousand ninjas heading are way. A few of them actually got here earlier and tryed attacking us. As I mentioned Fernando rebuilt the big red button but now it has many cool new settings like you can scan areas around and blow up just items you select. So we did destroy 100 robots. Now one has died YET but we did discover a few things.

Using Fernandos satalite that he set up when he went to the moon we had it beam down an invisible sghield 200 meters around us. Im not sure how long it will hold for but it seems to be working. Whenever the robots run into it they are pushed backwards but it seems they never try the same spot twice (i think they are looking for a weak spot) so that means they are smarter then we thought. Also the satalite is giving us footage of the robots. We get a birds eye view of them and can tell when they are coming and from where. In the footag I wathed earlier it should something remarkable. The robot ninjas seem to be fusing themselves together and creating giant robot ninjas. Also I saw that they have BableFish and are holding her hostage! we are trying to put a plan together to save her but the wierd thing about it is that they havent asked for a ransome or anything.

War Score for Fernandos part-

Us- 100 ninjas killed

Them- 1 kidnapped

Guild- 0 challenges taken

The Fernando army has now opened. If you want to join be in his army/ his minion please go to the FQA (Fernando Questions & Answers) and look under minions. I have posted the link early because of the war we are currently in so sign up now!!

The war is well in its way but does anyone tell Fernando this!? Nope! Aperently no one thought it would be helpful to contact Fernando (the one with the biggest supply of evil weapons in the univerese) about this. I had to go to other journals to find this out. Well so since we over here no nothing so far you might want to go to Lucky's and Jason's journals too. Now since Fernando doesnt like this in the first place he is off in the corner trying to rebuild his big red button (its how he stopped the ninjas before) but this time he is adding a few "extr suprises"!

Even more important is that Fernando has decided (against my will) that if he isnt contacted by noon tomorow about the news that he will begin giving the ninjas weapons until he is contacted. So incase Lucky or Cjinx is reading this you might want to contact him here. But if he is contacted he promises to stop aiding them but thats IF he is. So thats right Fernando is boycotting a war that he plays a major role in ending.

more news about this will be up later.